Facebook Creepers

You know those times when you're lurking on Facebook and you see a friend of a friend comment on your friend's post. So you click on their profile and creep their pictures. And then you see someone who is so hot you want to eat them
but you can't exactly come out and say, "Hey, you don't know me but I was creeping your profile after you commented on our mutual friend's status and I'm really curious to know who the hottie in your photo is. What's the story there? Single? Widowed? Any chance you could hook us up, even though you don't know me and everything?" Ya, I hate those times.


Y'know those other times, you lurk someone and think, 'Damn, that's my bff from a past life!' so you send them a message and become friends like you were favourite neighbours. But you don't have to worry about them borrowing your sander and not returning it, or their small dog yapping at every butterfly and leaf that passes in the wind, or their drunk teenagers trashing the house and yard when the parents are away. Ya, I love those times.

Wanna lurk my friends on Facebook? Or Twitter? Less personal but wildly entertaining nonetheless. I know some of you like pictures like big girls enjoy the super size option and there are a few that are probably right up your alley. I, on the other hand, do not steal porn and post it on my Facebook profile but if you look at my profile picture reallllly closely you can see just a hint of the cleavage in the washed out, Facebook-friendly version. 

Imma Writa: follow, friend, lurk, whatever ;)