Q: What do you think of male cross-dressers... I'm not gay!
A: A lot of cross-dressers aren't gay, not sure why you mentioned it with an exclamation point... don't care.
It's a little bit like that time
Ricky Bobby is riding the bus and ends up having a chat with Pookie's cousin, as you'll remember Pookie lost his testicle and losing a nut is probably pretty rough.
No matter how shitty your day is, you can probably be thankful for the fact that you're not a trans-gendered hermaphrodite.
Her parents guessed wrong and raised her as a boy, "Whoops, sorry kiddo!". Even regular ole trannies have nothing on the trans-herma hurdles... so your "dilemma" about liking to dress in ladies clothes isn't really that huge a deal.
It might feel like a big deal but, with all due respect, look at the big picture. Did you lose a nut, are you a lesbo trapped in a dude's body, did your dog puke up a finger?
Wear lacy things if you fucking feel like it. Fuck dudes, too, if you wanna. Sometimes it's fun and there are plenty of haters for every activity humans get up to with their being and doing. If you're looking for my approval or ... why? I'm not your fucking partner, so whatever I think or feel doesn't really factor into any of of it. Time for you to pull up your big girl panties and just deal with it.
I hate to break it to you so unceremoniously but I'm not your mom... and it really doesn't matter what your mom says either.
Maybe it's a lot like that time Ricky Bobby was riding the bus and then regretted opening his mouth.
xo
~Imma
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