Illegitimate rape must be where the illegitimate children come from... things are making a lot more sense now.
What could I say about this dumbass that The Onion hasn't said better?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/*
Or even better than that?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/*
We love The Onion 'round these parts... not those parts. Actual onions will make your vagina cry in the bad way.
So, ya... for those of you worried I had nothin' to say about this Capital Douchebag, you obviously weren't paying attention when I retweeted Laci Green @gogreen18 the other day. Your loss if you don't follow me on Twitter, shit gets real there. Okay, not really but you should follow me all the same.
*Is it more obvious that the fancy blue highlighted bits are links when you can see an actual web address in there? Get back to me on that!
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
I commented on this post here:
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^Read that shit! It's well worth the time you'll spend thinking about it all later!!
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to let you know that I gave you a link on my site. Can't wait to read more posts from you!
ReplyDeleteCoolio! And thanks for all your support! I guess that means it's cool to link to you... lol, I'm gonna take that chance, more people should be reading your scribbles!
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