Apples and Oranges

I wonder how many times
Dr. Ruth has been mistaken for a "nasty whore" for talking about sex? 

Your doctor handles your balls when you bend and cough, and you pay for the pleasure... do you agree that makes him a hooker? 'Cause that's how it looks to me based on your silly ideas of the world and the women in it.

To those of you represented on the left, please tell your dumbass friends, who are represented on the right. Although they do make it easy for grown men to stand out from the sea of morons... so I can understand why you wouldn't share the advice that will help de-douche them if they cared to read it. 

It's never the ones who need the most help to "get the girl" who are here reading, it's those of you who already know most of this shit that keep coming around. Knowing that is the only thing that has kept me from switching over to The Gay Side through these many years of online "dating". 


Some People Get It                        Some People Think                   
Almost Instantly                             Women Are Stupid

Some people get it instantly

Some people will never get it

Some people get it instantly.

Some people don't know ladies are nuns.
Or that nuns don't give advice about booty.
Or that many hundreds of years ago isn't now.

"Luv u"... are we in grade six?

Action, not words.

At the very least spell them out...

"Duh, 

missionaries do charity work!" 

is not congruent with "luv u".

All it really says is that 

you think of yourself 

as a charity case... 

go ask United Way to help you.

I'm sure they may give a fuck.

Though I will say it's nice 

that you think I'm a saint.

Some people get it almost instantly.
And laugh along with

Some people think feeling bad is
the same as contributing constructively.

Still yes.

Some people get it almost instantly, some people will probably never get it. Meh.

Why is this ^link so hard for you to find? 
Click on it. That is how you help. 

If you're still unclear about what the hell is going on, watch the YouTube video below.


I know you just don't want to believe that blue=link on the blog but that's still true, too. 

And the blue highlights still leads to exciting places...