How is it that
you haven't read this yet:
http://www.indiegogo.com/ImmaWritaTime/x/2119255
You keep saying you'd rather I go back to hilarious advice about dating and smutty stories... I think you must be lying if you haven't clicked on that huge link yet.
As always, blue=link
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
any smut out there that caters to men? The market seems to be heavily directed at women.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm curious what your day job is? Something in an office, huh?
-J.H
I'll be happy to answer these and many other questions. Consultations are available at the rate of $150/hr as of Feb 16, 2013.
ReplyDeletep.s. I have been told that my smut caters well to the male reader as I tend to be more "crude" than most female writers. I think I'm competitive and heard that as a challenge when I read about the common misconception (that is kinda really true based on a lot of female made erotica I have read... "down there" is NOT appropriate language for any reference to penis, vagina, cock, or pussy... just sayin'.)
ReplyDelete"Really Real Reality" might be an example of that surplus crudity. I found it mundane, or maybe it's just just a poorly written story (I only remember it vaguely, I "rushed through to get to the end" to quote the great master of character work, Stephen King) so I can't take it too seriously, but opinions differ wildly. Curl up with it on one of these fucking freezing nights and decide for yourself ;)
Alternately, buy yourself a copy when the story I am brewing becomes available, and let me know.