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Saturday 16 February 2013

Booty Winning Consultations

Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?! 
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.

Yay, winning!!




 









If you pretend to be stupid, does that mean you really are? I won't pretend to believe it, just tellin' ya now. 

Transparency in business is a great model. Try it sometime!

For those of you who missed it http://www.indiegogo.com/ImmaWritaTime/x/2119255 there are 9 hours left until the rate goes from "donate-to-keep-it-free" to "prove-you-really-mean-it-with-a-trade-of-a-large-pile-of-gold-coins-for-my-dating-advice". 

Actually $150 in gold is quite a small pile of coins, and I quite prefer silver. Gold may be worth more but silver is sailing up the value chart as though there were a storm abrewin', and far prettier to be sure.

There's nothing wrong with (wanting to win a girl over to your Dick Side or) needing a coach, professional athletes rely on them and look at what they are able to accomplish... and if you're not inclined to the DIY version of meandering through all these helpful blog articles, you can now retain my *Online Dating Expertise for the low, low price of $150 an hour
*Profile building services are also available from $500/profile
*Matchmaking services start at $5000
*Photography services can also be arranged so you can ditch the bathroom self portraits... seriously, ditch the bathroom self-portraits. That's your Freebie! Oh ya, and this whole blog of insight into Life As A Chick On The Internet.

Or feel free to send in your query and I will post it so the readers can offer their advice to you. But I promise that asking a man what a woman wants is going to lead to disappointment nine out of ten times if you follow his advice, and the readers here are predominantly male, though clearly not all heterosexual.  

Some of the readers here are quite astute (the exact opposite of Socially Retarded) you may come up with some great answers. Maybe they'll put together a free support group for you, too!

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