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Saturday 16 February 2013

The Smut Hook Up

"Sex stories, gimme!!!!"

Click here http://donorsforboners.blogspot.ca/2012/10/where-are-all-boner-stories.html to solve The Mystery Of The Location Of The Smutty Stories... or dig back a bit further in the blog to find out about the fact that publishers don't look at stuff that has been published a'ready, that may have been posted in September, or August, or July, and again in June ;)

My favourite entry, by far, is this one http://donorsforboners.blogspot.ca/2012/06/anal.html. Clearly some of my best writing, and a hot topic on the interwebs.

Whereas a reader told me this
http://donorsforboners.blogspot.ca/2012/07/really-real-reality.html "was the most fucked up shit [he]'d ever read." That's a stellar review as far as I'm concerned... and clearly, I'm concerned with very little. 

Keep your eyes peeled for the pay smut that'll be available soon(ish). There's quite a debaucherous story coming to life in ye olde word processor machine. 

I'm full of gratitude (and/or weed) for all these fairly lame fantasies of yours I've collected over the last few years of online dating, as they are really proving to be quite useful (with a lot of creative attention thrown at them). Regardless of all that, whenever the story is available for your consumption, you should definitely sit while you read it, so you don't pass out from lack of blood to the brain. 

I won't be held responsible for fainting spells or soiled pantaloons.


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1 comment:

  1. Yawn. Bob Saget tells the Aristocrats joke & that's a waste of 10 minutes. Your posts are longer. OK, no problem. Whatever. Except for a missing comma, you are literate and can play with words but you choose to hammer away at the same Bally pinball machine and not move on to any other option, not because it is so much fun but because you feel that it give you a superior fuck-you-ishness.
    If your need to have people worry that you might be witty is genuine, why not be witty? If "because... Fuck you" is your response, go open a flower shop, buy yourself a pretty dress and marry the first guy that asks you because you're going nowhere.
    If you are witty, be witty & not boring. You want to make a living but you want to bore repetitively? Oh, just find a dumpster or box & have a nap. Yawn.
    Get over yourself and offer some life to your posts.

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